There are those days when you just can't take it anymore. You succumb to the depths of disparity and you fall to your disgraced knees and you whip up or order the nastiest, most vile thing on the menu. To make it worse it is PROCESSED, PROCESSED, PROCESSED, but you don't even care what is in that frankfurter, you just know that those childhood memories have lured you into it's clutches along with that cheesy yellow DYED nacho sauce and street gutter canned chili. You have crossed over the line and what you are about to do is offensive, awful, disgusting and downright sacrilegious. You take your fork and knife and you cut into that drippy gooeyness, like it's your first bite of real food for months. Maybe, you are not that couth, you just take it into your hands and wolf it down. Yes, you have failed, but you are going to church on Sunday and your spouse and cohorts will forgive you. God help you for you have sinned and it was worth every chemical and cast away intestinal morsel.

This meal is very Presidential and our First Lady would approve because it does not come with fries and they can be replaced with corn chips! The recipe awaits you. Also, make sure the bun has some whole grain in it so it will pass as a fitting meal for your kids!

The First Lady unofficial Obama Chili Dog

Ingredients:

Hot dogs - any nasty brand will do, but those juicy plump ones are the best. (I steam mine for healthy eating)

1 jar of processed nacho cheese  sauce. Sometimes you can get this really cheap at the ghetto grocery! I parboil mine over the stove in the jar inside the sauce pan. I KNOW - parboiled processed nacho sauce - how upscale!

Canned chili - any really cheap chili works - maybe even 2 for 1 at the dollar store.

Buns

Assemble:

1. bun
2. dog 
3. chili 
4. cheese sauce

Eat

You may have just sinned, but now you have died and gone to heaven!